Sup ladies and laddies!
I'm here to talk to you about a very good deal goin' on today ma friends! Our beloved
is putting together an artbook! It seems that he, like every cold stone motha' fucka' has before him, has fallen on a bit of a rough patch.
And today he's extending an olive branch of both creativity and prosperity. And at affordable prices no less! Hot Damn!
Here's his journal on it right here:
The basics of it are as follows: Once he reaches his goal ( Which I should mention with recent contributions, as well as contributions that I myself will be inserting in all smooth like, already more than halfway. Can you believe that?! Half the goal is already done!) He'll work on it and then release it to us peons like doves on a wedding day!
And you decide what's in it! With your money! For the price of 5 one dollar candy bars you too can dictate the creation of art! Isn't that fucking awesome?!
Whatcha waitin' for? GO NOOOOW! (Please and thank you :3)
And now...
Shameless name dropping to get more attention, in the form of compliments!
When he says he's gonna do something, he does it! Really! Might take him a little while, But hey! He comes through in the end.
Is clever enough to thwart the idle pestilence known as scurvy!
Has a wonderful taste in hats!
He works at a pace that probably kills lesser men!
Is all we should strive to be! A working man! A family man! A MAN'S IDEAL DEFINITION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN!
Has the ability to destroy humanity with a mere thought! But chooses no to... THE SAINT OF MERCY HE MUST BE.
Has nice hair :3
Venomously kind to the point of of polarity reversal! She's so nice, on the scale in went all the way back to terrible but kept going back to the nice zone!
He will probably own several civilizations and many sanctified religions once shakes off his mortal coil!
He probably smells good :3